An early pioneer in the hero business, Mario raised us to do the right thing and rescue the princess no matter how many times she got herself into trouble with the Koopas. Remind you of any particular Paragonian we all know? *cough* Azuria *cough*

Put these up in your child’s room to inspire them in the same way, in case you can’t get them to play 8-bit games any more. Or surround your own desk and pretend you’re still enjoying that awesome scrolling action while you trounce Nemesis once more.

Retail Price $70

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