One Variety 12-pack Limited Edition Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda and 1 6-pack Jones WhoopAss from Jones Soda (Lot 1)

This auction item contains One Variety 12-pack Limited Edition Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda and 1 6-pack Jones WhoopAss from Jones Soda

Limited Edition Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda
Jones Soda’s Limited Edition Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda comes in six delicious flavors that will surely give a +5 to your CHARISMA and always results in a saving throw against thirst! You will receive two of each of the following flavors:

Sneak Attack (Cream Soda)
In this kill -or-be-killed world, you need the ultimate refreshment of…vanilla? Sneak Attack hits you in that sweet spot when you least expect it.
Effect: You are dazed (save ends)
Aftereffect: You feel super for 1d10 minutes

Dwarven Draught (Root Beer)

Dwarves know mining, dwarves know metalworking, but above all, dwarves know root beer. Dwarven Draught is inspired by the best recipes of the dwarven clans. It’ll put hair on yer chin.
Effect: It’s good for what ales you!

Potion of Healing (Black Cherry)
Four out of five adventurers agree: A Potion of Healing is the perfect pick-me-up after going a few rounds with an ancient red dragon. (The fifth adventurer was eaten.)
Effect: You can spend a healing surge and end all thirst-related effects you suffer.

Eldritch Blast (Green Apple Soda)
Nothing says energy like an Eldritch Blast. It vanquishes thirst and can be used as a ranged basic attack!
Effect: Upon reducing this bottle to 0oz., you can grab a full one as a free action.

Illithid Brain Juice (Grape Soda)
To a mind flayer, nothing tastes sweeter than yummy Brain Juice. Now you can feed your own inner elder brain. Tentacles not required.
Effect: You are stunned (save ends).
Aftereffect: You feel smarter for 1d10 minutes.

Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer (Pure Cane Cola)
The wizard Bigby invented his Crushing Thirst Destroyer after an excursion to the City of Brass. So mighty is this beverage that the heat of a hundred efreets is no match for its powers of refreshment.
Effect: You gain thirst immunity for 2d10 minutes.

Open a can of WhoopAss and it will summon the raw and radical power of amino acids and B-vitamins to help support any workout routine. So whatever you put your body though- massive workout, all-nighter, or running the entire Freedom Phalanx Task Forces in series- this drink will help you land a drop kick on your day.

Retail Price $32

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